Dwayne Johnson

What started off with my two tornadoes, Jazzy & Tia asking, “Daddy can we just put some eye shadow on you” and me saying — “yes but make it quick and make it cool, because I gotta go to the gym” #hellodarknessmyoldfriend #papabearduties 1-18-25 (hey I know they won’t always be little or prefer hanging out with daddy when they’re older, but they’ll always be my baby girls so I’ll take this abuse all day long - bring it on 🤣🥰)

* note the second I pull my phone up to see how my “make up” looks (because I have a zoom mtg in 2min) - she slowly starts to move away from the crime scene 😂 My lil tornado said “daddy let me cover up the scars on your head with a little bit of concealer” “Concealer” = melted marshmallow 👀 Nice look for my zoom. Super cool 👍🏾 #thirdeye 👁️

8:57am my two little tornadoes beg me to let them have a make up party on my head. 8:59am I agree to the torture. 9:04am they get into a huge fight over “the kind” of make up they’re going to give me so they decide to split my face down the middle and each one of them can do whatever they want to “their side” of daddy’s face 👀 10:17am I’m in the shower realizing this s#%t takes forever to wash off. 11am zoom meeting, realizing I still have nail polish on 💅🏾🙋🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ But in the end when it’s time to tuck ‘em in to bed, and kiss ‘em goodnight - you remember quick that they’re only little once and you’d do anything to make ‘em laugh and smile. Thanks for the classic Roy 🎶, daddy needs a tequila or three 🥃

I’ve learned over time that you look back on life’s decisions and say That was a good idea. That was a great idea. Or… What the %#$@ was I thinking?? And it’s proving to be a good thing that I have a very large head with A LOT of “canvas” to use for these little chicken’s enjoyment and artistic make-over endeavors. Our little ones are only little once, so bring it on ladies - daddy is fearless 🤣🙋🏽‍♂️ #glutten4punishment #playdate

I love my son @kevinhart4real with all my heart ❤️ but when he gets whiny about his carseat, I just want to slap his stupid little lips clean off his annoying punchable face 👄 👋🏾 👦🏾 🤛🏾 #onset #jumanji #daddyissues #toomuchfun 😂

What started off with my two tornadoes, Jazzy & Tia asking, “Daddy can we just put some eye shadow on you” and me saying — “yes but make it quick and make it cool, because I gotta go to the gym” #hellodarknessmyoldfriend #papabearduties 1-18-25 (hey I know they won’t always be little or prefer hanging out with daddy when they’re older, but they’ll always be my baby girls so I’ll take this abuse all day long - bring it on 🤣🥰)

* note the second I pull my phone up to see how my “make up” looks (because I have a zoom mtg in 2min) - she slowly starts to move away from the crime scene 😂 My lil tornado said “daddy let me cover up the scars on your head with a little bit of concealer” “Concealer” = melted marshmallow 👀 Nice look for my zoom. Super cool 👍🏾 #thirdeye 👁️

8:57am my two little tornadoes beg me to let them have a make up party on my head. 8:59am I agree to the torture. 9:04am they get into a huge fight over “the kind” of make up they’re going to give me so they decide to split my face down the middle and each one of them can do whatever they want to “their side” of daddy’s face 👀 10:17am I’m in the shower realizing this s#%t takes forever to wash off. 11am zoom meeting, realizing I still have nail polish on 💅🏾🙋🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ But in the end when it’s time to tuck ‘em in to bed, and kiss ‘em goodnight - you remember quick that they’re only little once and you’d do anything to make ‘em laugh and smile. Thanks for the classic Roy 🎶, daddy needs a tequila or three 🥃

I’ve learned over time that you look back on life’s decisions and say That was a good idea. That was a great idea. Or… What the %#$@ was I thinking?? And it’s proving to be a good thing that I have a very large head with A LOT of “canvas” to use for these little chicken’s enjoyment and artistic make-over endeavors. Our little ones are only little once, so bring it on ladies - daddy is fearless 🤣🙋🏽‍♂️ #glutten4punishment #playdate

I love my son @kevinhart4real with all my heart ❤️ but when he gets whiny about his carseat, I just want to slap his stupid little lips clean off his annoying punchable face 👄 👋🏾 👦🏾 🤛🏾 #onset #jumanji #daddyissues #toomuchfun 😂