I think I've perfected it, Gerald. I've made a sustainable, healthy alternative to meat. I want you to try it. It's a hamburger? It's a Tegrity burger. Go ahead, try it. Well? This tastes like shit. Yeah, it's plant-based. But keep eating it, though.

Welcome to the cable access televised debate between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. We'll start with giant douche. Sir, some students and parents are reluctant to have a giant douche represent them. What do you say to those people? Jim, first of all, I would like to thank you for monitoring this debate. And I would like to thank all of the students and their parents for coming.

Don't you do it. Don't say it. I'm warning you. Okay, okay, okay. So sick of him.

Hey fellas! Fellas! You wanna know what time I woke up this morning? What time? Around 6-7! 6-7! Oh hey Annie, ladies! Did you guys do your homework last night? I tried to, but I got stuck on problem 6 and 7! 6-7!

I think I've perfected it, Gerald. I've made a sustainable, healthy alternative to meat. I want you to try it. It's a hamburger? It's a Tegrity burger. Go ahead, try it. Well? This tastes like shit. Yeah, it's plant-based. But keep eating it, though.

Welcome to the cable access televised debate between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. We'll start with giant douche. Sir, some students and parents are reluctant to have a giant douche represent them. What do you say to those people? Jim, first of all, I would like to thank you for monitoring this debate. And I would like to thank all of the students and their parents for coming.

Don't you do it. Don't say it. I'm warning you. Okay, okay, okay. So sick of him.

Hey fellas! Fellas! You wanna know what time I woke up this morning? What time? Around 6-7! 6-7! Oh hey Annie, ladies! Did you guys do your homework last night? I tried to, but I got stuck on problem 6 and 7! 6-7!