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yo it’s Linux… the camera doesn’t work @kailentit #funny #startups #siliconvalley #engineer
Don't you want to tape off the camera for safety reasons? Yo, it's Linux, the camera doesn't work. And my learning from the AI is the AI really learning from me. They should be paying me per token. Have you seen the videos of the drone warfares? Yeah. And Nikso is the best for every use case. And the bug isn't in my code. It's in the Intel architecture. We're going to take over people's consciousness and we're using Java.
Installing OpenClaw on VPS in 2222 steps #linux #larp #computerscience #programminghumor #server #cloudflare
I want to install OpenClaw and set up my personal AI assistant. Just use a VPS. Oh, I was just going to buy a Mac Mini. No, you need to use a fresh Linux VPS. Start by splitting up a server on your cloud. Then immediately we're under attack. Yeah, SSH scan started 12 seconds ago. Do not install anything before securing your VPS root SSH access.
10x engineer 👷 ©️ @kailentit #10x #startups #engineer
Dude, did you put Doom on the microwave? This was the microwave? Yo, our network's down. Perfect. I was stress testing it. I finally found the CEO's email. We can send the demo tomorrow. I mean, I also have his social security number if you need it. Did you move our entire AWS stack to our Mac Mini again? You know how I'll be...
When your 10x engineers are arguing. #10xengineer #techjob #programminghumor #softwareengineer #techhumor
First of all, those are not routers. Those are 32-channel GSM gateways with custom firmware that let me provision any SIM card from any carrier anytime on demand. They're not arranged the right way. They're arranged in a floor-level phased area that minimizes our F leakage and make the entire cell tower spoof invisible to drive-by stingrays. The E-mice. The E-mice are randomized hourly with a corn job that cross-references the carrier databases so to the
pov: vibe coding with AI in 2025 @kailentit #funny #startups #siliconvalley #engineer
I got my cursor, I got my v0, I got my replit. I'm gonna be a billionaire. Make the blue box stay in the frame. Please. No. The blue box is still... Ah, now it worked.
yo it’s Linux… the camera doesn’t work @kailentit #funny #startups #siliconvalley #engineer
Don't you want to tape off the camera for safety reasons? Yo, it's Linux, the camera doesn't work. And my learning from the AI is the AI really learning from me. They should be paying me per token. Have you seen the videos of the drone warfares? Yeah. And Nikso is the best for every use case. And the bug isn't in my code. It's in the Intel architecture. We're going to take over people's consciousness and we're using Java.
Installing OpenClaw on VPS in 2222 steps #linux #larp #computerscience #programminghumor #server #cloudflare
I want to install OpenClaw and set up my personal AI assistant. Just use a VPS. Oh, I was just going to buy a Mac Mini. No, you need to use a fresh Linux VPS. Start by splitting up a server on your cloud. Then immediately we're under attack. Yeah, SSH scan started 12 seconds ago. Do not install anything before securing your VPS root SSH access.
10x engineer 👷 ©️ @kailentit #10x #startups #engineer
Dude, did you put Doom on the microwave? This was the microwave? Yo, our network's down. Perfect. I was stress testing it. I finally found the CEO's email. We can send the demo tomorrow. I mean, I also have his social security number if you need it. Did you move our entire AWS stack to our Mac Mini again? You know how I'll be...
When your 10x engineers are arguing. #10xengineer #techjob #programminghumor #softwareengineer #techhumor
First of all, those are not routers. Those are 32-channel GSM gateways with custom firmware that let me provision any SIM card from any carrier anytime on demand. They're not arranged the right way. They're arranged in a floor-level phased area that minimizes our F leakage and make the entire cell tower spoof invisible to drive-by stingrays. The E-mice. The E-mice are randomized hourly with a corn job that cross-references the carrier databases so to the
pov: vibe coding with AI in 2025 @kailentit #funny #startups #siliconvalley #engineer
I got my cursor, I got my v0, I got my replit. I'm gonna be a billionaire. Make the blue box stay in the frame. Please. No. The blue box is still... Ah, now it worked.
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