Mario Adrion

Nein! Nein! Eins, zwei, drei Nein! Nein! Nein! Eins, zwei, drei Eins, zwei Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!

Ah, looking delicious. Hey baby, I left the oven on for you. No, no, for you, for you, not for you. No, no, no.

You would never know my wife's Jewish. She's got blonde hairs, blue eyes, and she's horrible with money. Also, she drives a Volkswagen. Look at this. This is the most Nazi car, baby. I mean, second most after Tesla, but still bad. Yeah, it's a cute car. Yeah, the car is cute, but the history is not. Yeah. You know, they made Volkswagen's before they made cars.

So I am German, but my name is Mario. Okay. A lot of people ask me about this. And I think it is because we Germans don't want to give our kids these pure German names because we're afraid they're going to sound like Nazis. So instead my mom chose to name me after a chubby video game character who fights turks. But if you think about it, I'm a German and I'm named after an Italian made by Japanese people.

I just came back from Texas. Oh boy. That's right. That's how Texas people say when I said that I was from California in Texas. These fucking liberal queers, all right. They all thought I was gay. I'm not even gay. I'm European, you know. They had these huge American flags everywhere in Texas. Very strange for me as a German.

Nein! Nein! Eins, zwei, drei Nein! Nein! Nein! Eins, zwei, drei Eins, zwei Nein! Nein! Nein! Nein!

Ah, looking delicious. Hey baby, I left the oven on for you. No, no, for you, for you, not for you. No, no, no.

You would never know my wife's Jewish. She's got blonde hairs, blue eyes, and she's horrible with money. Also, she drives a Volkswagen. Look at this. This is the most Nazi car, baby. I mean, second most after Tesla, but still bad. Yeah, it's a cute car. Yeah, the car is cute, but the history is not. Yeah. You know, they made Volkswagen's before they made cars.

So I am German, but my name is Mario. Okay. A lot of people ask me about this. And I think it is because we Germans don't want to give our kids these pure German names because we're afraid they're going to sound like Nazis. So instead my mom chose to name me after a chubby video game character who fights turks. But if you think about it, I'm a German and I'm named after an Italian made by Japanese people.

I just came back from Texas. Oh boy. That's right. That's how Texas people say when I said that I was from California in Texas. These fucking liberal queers, all right. They all thought I was gay. I'm not even gay. I'm European, you know. They had these huge American flags everywhere in Texas. Very strange for me as a German.