Fabio

Reason number 27 why I love Germans is because they get so excited about Saufen that they actually need a beer for the way from their place to the Saufen spot. They even got a name for that. It's called the vague beer. So basically, if a German is going to a Forgluon session, which is the little warm up Saufen before a party,

If a German ever calls you ein Freund, it's one of the biggest compliments you can ever have. Because to become an actual friend of a German, you literally have to get promoted. So like when you first get to know each other, you become a Bekanta. If you're at a Bekanta level, the only thing you're going to get from a German is like a "hello" or like a "moin". But then after

You can never be better than a German when it comes to drinking or a Zelfen. And it's not only because of their strong Zelfen game since they start drinking when they're only 16 years old, it's also because they literally got Zelfen tactics that they use whenever they go out to drink. For example, the tactisher is Vischenkatze, which I recently found out.

If you want to order coffee in Germany remember to say "einen Latte bitte" and not "eine Latte bitte" because they mean two completely different things.

There are some things that Germans find themselves first-in-lish, but for a non-German, it's literally crazy. So, for example, the concept of a "weinfest". Like, the other day, I found out that there is a "weinfest" in my city, and when I saw it, I just went crazy. When I met my German friend, I went to her, and I was so excited to tell her about it, and I was like, "I saw this!"

Reason number 27 why I love Germans is because they get so excited about Saufen that they actually need a beer for the way from their place to the Saufen spot. They even got a name for that. It's called the vague beer. So basically, if a German is going to a Forgluon session, which is the little warm up Saufen before a party,

If a German ever calls you ein Freund, it's one of the biggest compliments you can ever have. Because to become an actual friend of a German, you literally have to get promoted. So like when you first get to know each other, you become a Bekanta. If you're at a Bekanta level, the only thing you're going to get from a German is like a "hello" or like a "moin". But then after

You can never be better than a German when it comes to drinking or a Zelfen. And it's not only because of their strong Zelfen game since they start drinking when they're only 16 years old, it's also because they literally got Zelfen tactics that they use whenever they go out to drink. For example, the tactisher is Vischenkatze, which I recently found out.

If you want to order coffee in Germany remember to say "einen Latte bitte" and not "eine Latte bitte" because they mean two completely different things.

There are some things that Germans find themselves first-in-lish, but for a non-German, it's literally crazy. So, for example, the concept of a "weinfest". Like, the other day, I found out that there is a "weinfest" in my city, and when I saw it, I just went crazy. When I met my German friend, I went to her, and I was so excited to tell her about it, and I was like, "I saw this!"